I accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie (he has some very big clown shoes to fill)

Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday are on the same day this year, which is confusing – I accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie. —Jimmy Kimmel

Tom Suozzi, a Democrat, won a special election on Tuesday to fill the congressional seat previously occupied by George Santos. We congratulated Suozzi on his win on Wednesday, he has some very big clown shoes to fill. —Jimmy Kimmel

They actually had to wait to verify the election to make sure the winner wasn’t George Santos in disguise. —Jimmy Kimmel

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