Which do you think it is? (Unsubscribe)

In other news, the CDC plans to drop its five-day Covid isolation guidelines. What? No isolation? You’ve been telling us for years that we need to be mindful of protecting our friends and neighbors. From now on, according to the CDC, people can stop isolating if they are “fever-free for at least 24 hours without the aid of medication and their symptoms are mild and improving”. So remember when you’re riding in the elevator with Todd from accounting and he’s coughing all the way to the 10th floor – it’s fine, as long as he was worse yesterday. —Stephen Colbert

“Donald Trump celebrated the Valentine’s Day by writing a valentine to his wife Melania, and then having his campaign send a mass email blast with the subject line ‘I love you, Melania!’ [imitating Melania] ‘Unsubscribe.’” — Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”