there’s a good chance President Biden did, too (You guys need anything?)

“That’s right, Tom Suozzi is replacing George Santos, and just from looking at their resumes, the two of them are pretty different. For instance, under education, Suozzi put, ‘B.A. from Boston College.’ Santos put, ‘Ph.D. from Hogwarts.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, today is Valentine’s Day, and if you forgot, don’t worry, there’s a good chance President Biden did, too.” — Jimmy Fallon

Following his historic removal from Congress, George Santos’ district on Long Island held a special election for his replacement this week, and voters had nothing but negative things to say about him. To quote one voter: “I think he needs help because he’s delusional.” And when a Long Islander says you’re delusional it stings, because they’re mostly Jets fans. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie (he has some very big clown shoes to fill)

Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday are on the same day this year, which is confusing – I accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie. —Jimmy Kimmel

Tom Suozzi, a Democrat, won a special election on Tuesday to fill the congressional seat previously occupied by George Santos. We congratulated Suozzi on his win on Wednesday, he has some very big clown shoes to fill. —Jimmy Kimmel

They actually had to wait to verify the election to make sure the winner wasn’t George Santos in disguise. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”