Breaking the previous record of one (You Can’t Dia-Beat Us!)

A new study shows that the Covid vaccine does not cause infertility in men or women. ‘Dammit, why did I get this?’ —Michael Che

A British group set a new world record when more than 200 people rode a roller coaster naked. Breaking the previous record of one. --Michael Che, SNL

Dunkin’ Donuts announced that every Friday in March it will give away a free doughnut with a drink purchase. It’s part of a promotion to launch their new slogan: Dunkin’ Donuts, You Can’t Dia-Beat Us! —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”