even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent (Wait, what was the question?)

“Guys, some 2020 election news — Democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the presidential race. ‘Don’t do it,’ said absolutely no one. It makes sense — right now he’s polling at zero percent. I’m not saying his campaign is in bad shape, but even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent.”” --Jimmy Fallon

Yankee Stadium says it will start adding metal detectors as a way to beef up security. And then they went back to selling beer and baseball bats to New Yorkers. —Jimmy Fallon

A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have been high when he wrote some of his plays. Which explains that one line: “To be, or not to be . . . Wait, what was the question?” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”