He offered to take President Bush's job for $3 an hour cash (That's it. That's all you can do)

"By the way, if you're wondering about this, Dick Cheney did not attend the Republican Convention in Minnesota. Apparently, he had already scheduled a heart attack, so he won't be there." --David Letterman

"The president of Mexico has arrived in the U.S., thanks to some nifty fence climbing. I thought this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush's job for $3 an hour cash." --David Letterman

"Wasilla, Alaska is so small if you pick up the guide book, it's called 'Things to do in Wasilla.' If you pick up a copy of that guide book and open it up, things to do in Wasilla, it reads, you're doing it. That's it. That's all you can do." --David Letterman

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