Do you really want a priest showing up for the last rites with a date? (You mean like...)

"Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century." –David Letterman

"Rick Perry, what a good-looking guy he is. As a requirement for being a Republican candidate for president, you have to look good in a mugshot. I hope this doesn't ruin his chances of being our next dumb president from Texas." –David Letterman

"People love the new Pope, but I think it's safe to say he's gone crazy. Now he's thinking about doing away with celibacy for priests. Are you like me? Are you thinking 'Real Housewives of the Vatican?' I don't know if this is a good idea or not. Do you really want a priest showing up for the last rites with a date?" –David Letterman

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