This is no accident - it's capitalism (amazingly no one was rear-ended)

“A brand of peanut butter is being sold called Steam which contains more caffeine than a Red Bull. It’s perfect for that creep who wants that dog to just go to town down there.” —Michael Che

“A video has been posted of a porn star and her boyfriend having sex in a Tesla while it was driving an autopilot and amazingly no one was rear-ended.” —Michael Che

“A man on an African safari fell off a horse while being chased by a lion. ‘Well that was a close one,’ said the horse.” —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”