Intelligence? That's two words. (El Capitan Cruncho)

"This morning in Washington, President Bush attended the 6th Annual Hispanic Prayer Breakfast. At the breakfast, President Bush showed off his Spanish by ordering 'El Capitan Cruncho.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Mitt Romney says he plans to differentiate himself from President Bush with a single word -- 'intelligence.' When he heard this, President Bush said, 'Intelligence? That's two words.'" --Conan O'Brien

For the first time ever, the Miss America Pageant is going to have a gay contestant, Miss Missouri. It will also have its first bi contestant, Miss North and South Dakota. –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”