What would you say you do here? (Crap, did we launch a Tesla by mistake?)

April 2023

“SpaceX and its chief executive, Elon Musk, saw the company’s Starship rocket explode on Thursday, just four minutes after launch. Yeah at first, when people saw the rocket light up and start smoking, they were like, ‘All right, happy 4/20, everybody!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“SpaceX is now saying they triggered the explosion, but originally when it happened, they called it a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly.’ That sounds like what celebrities say when they’re getting divorced: ‘Our marriage is going through a rapid unscheduled disassembly — please respect our privacy at this time.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, but SpaceX hopes the rocket will eventually be able to take people to Mars. Yeah, and I think I speak for everyone when I say uh, you first. Mars, heaven. Either way, you're not coming back.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Right after the giant explosion, Elon Musk was like, ‘Crap, did we launch a Tesla by mistake?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, it took off fast, was flying high and then, all of a sudden, it exploded — kind of like Ron DeSantis’s presidential campaign.” —Jimmy Fallon

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