Those footprints in the sand are running straight into the ocean screaming (So, obviously it’s not a soft drink)

Ever since the FBI raided his lawyer Michael Cohen’s offices, the walls have been closing in on the president, and he's not happy. One source said, "We're at a different level now. He's losing his (bleep)." And another just said, "Jesus take the wheel." Buddy, I hate to tell ya, Jesus flung the door open a few miles back and then tucked and rolled into a ditch. Those footprints in the sand are running straight into the ocean screaming. --Stephen Colbert

And Donald Trump is ready to take drastic action against everyone investigating him, no matter who. One Trump friend told Vanity Fair, "I could see him having a total meltdown and saying, '(bleep) it, I'm firing all of them.' This is very dry tinder. If someone strikes a match to it, you could see it catching fire." "Dry Tinder," by the way, is how Mike Pence met his wife. --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile in Zambia an energy drink has been banned after it was found to contain viagra. So, obviously it’s not a soft drink. --Stephen Colbert

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