Can we make one of those missiles president? (it's time to let someone else get nothing done)

On Twitter this morning, Trump threatened Russia with missiles that are "nice and smart." And Americans were like, "Can we make one of those missiles president?" --Jimmy Fallon

A 112-year-old man in Japan was just named the world's oldest man. He's very happy. He said he'll remember this moment for the rest of this week. --Jimmy Fallon

Paul Ryan is retiring. He said that after 20 years in Congress, it's time to let someone else get nothing done. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”