But so far, they've only had 1 billion applicants (said Rick Perry, before realizing HE was Rick Perry)

The Senate today confirmed former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to lead the Energy Department. “That poor son of a b---h,” said Rick Perry, before realizing HE was Rick Perry. –Seth Meyers

The Senate today also confirmed Ben Carson as secretary of Housing and Urban Development. The news came as a surprise to Carson, who thought he dreamed it. –Seth Meyers

NASA is currently recruiting people for their rest studies program in which participants will be paid $18,000 to spend 70 days in bed and smoke different types of marijuana. But so far, they've only had 1 billion applicants. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”