Crimes against music committed by teenagers (popular wedding trends)

President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called “VOICE,” which will deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with “The Voice,” which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers. –Seth Meyers

Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15 percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for Lent. –Seth Meyers

According to a new report, so-called naked wedding dresses made of lace and sheer fabrics will be a popular trend this year. Also a popular wedding trend this year -- grandma heart attacks. --Seth Meyers

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