An overdue reminder of what can happen when you go to the moon (they won’t even have to use ink)

April 2023

“We are watching for Donald Trump’s arraignment on charges stemming from hush-money payments during the 2016 presidential campaign. So what happens now? What does he plead? When is the trial? What if he goes to jail? He could end up the head of a violent white supremacist gang, but in prison this time.” —Stephen Colbert

“The arraignment will reportedly include fingerprinting the former president, and they won’t even have to use ink. I’m pretty sure there’s enough ketchup on there all the time.” —Stephen Colbert

“Meanwhile, numerous Republican commentators have tried to discredit the charges by warning, as Vivek Ramaswamy put it on Fox News, that ‘if they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you’. It’s true. If this indictment stands, then no one who has their fixer pay six figures in hush money to their porn star lover, then reimburses that fixer out of business expense accounts, then falsifies it as ‘legal fees’ and conspires with the publisher of the National Enquirer to catch and kill stories about his other extramarital affairs as part of another illegal violation of campaign finance laws, will be safe! You know the old saying. First they came for the former president, and I said nothing because he is so f*cking guilty.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”