The police are on the lookout for a man who weighs 7 pounds, 3 ounces (I've never regretted 30 seconds more in my life)

March 2023

“I love the Oscars because it's the one time we get to make James Cameron sit in a theater for five hours.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more political news -- it sounds like former President Trump will likely face criminal charges for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. Trump was like — [As Trump] ‘I've never regretted 30 seconds more in my life.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“A burglar in the UK was identified after leaving his birth certificate at a crime scene. Forget leaving it at a crime scene. Who walks around with their birth certificate? Right now, police are on the lookout for a man who weighs 7 pounds, 3 ounces.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”