There were six American flags behind him and he didn’t try to hump any of them (my client pleads: not feeling it)

November 2022

Donald Trump made his big announcement that he’s running for president, again. It was very low-key, very low-energy. Did you see Trump? It was very sad. He looked like a gigolo on his tenth call of the day. There were six American flags behind him and he didn’t try to hump any of them. —Bill Maher

Trump running for president seems like yesterday’s news. It’s like AT&T announcing a new landline. —Bill Maher

“We cheer the appointment of a new special counsel in the justice department’s investigations into Donald Trump, for potential crimes related to the January 6th Capitol attack and for his handling of classified documents taken to Mar-a-Lago. The former president, meanwhile, said he was ‘not going to partake’ in a possible indictment. I’m no lawyer, but I didn’t realize that was one of the options. The subject does not want to partake in the investigation – ‘your honor, while admittedly the prosecution does have overwhelming evidence of his guilt, my client pleads: not feeling it.’” —Stephen Colbert

Trump has already begun complaining about the appointment of a special counsel, lamenting the ‘egregiously corrupt’ Biden administration and its ‘weaponized department of justice’ during a speech at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. The rambling address was aired but then dropped by C-Span. Even C-Span cut away! This is the network famous for showing wide shots of empty chairs, and even they were like, ‘This shit is boring.’” —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”