Yeah, while we're at it, do we really need two wings? I mean, am I right? (23,000 years)

November 2022

“Today in New York, New York issued the first licenses to open marijuana dispensaries. And if you thought bumping into your teacher at the grocery store was awkward.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, marijuana dispensary sounds much better than the old term, ‘Papa John's delivery guy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Basically, New York realized everyone's about to see their extended family for Thanksgiving and thought, ‘We need to do this now.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“You know the dispensaries are open when tourists are complaining that New Yorkers walk too slow.” —Jimmy Fallon

“You know the dispensaries are open when people visiting Rockefeller Center are like -- [ Sniffs ] — ‘Tree smells different this year.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I read that, in an effort to cut costs, some airlines are pushing to have only one pilot on flights instead of two. Then Spirit Airlines was like, ‘Yeah, while we're at it, do we really need two wings? I mean, am I right?’” —Jimmy Fallon

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and Orwell’s 1984.”