contemplating the infinite nature of the universe (which is good, it was filthy)

"Washington, D.C., voted to legalize recreational marijuana. Vice President Joe Biden celebrated quietly at home, contemplating the infinite nature of the universe." –Jimmy Kimmel

Despite losing control of the House, our president took a victory lap last night. Trump called the results very close to a complete victory for republicans. Yes. In the same way the World Series was very close to a complete victory for the Dodgers. I mean, other than games one, two, four and five, they crushed it. They won. --Jimmy Kimmel

The Secret Service swept our building today — which is good, it was filthy. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”