Wait for it - 23,000 years. (unenlightened immigration policy/the boogieman/C words/fools and mosquitos/empty stage/megaphones)

"All the problems we face in the United States today can be

traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of

the American Indian."--Pat Paulsen (1968)

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman."--Pat Paulsen (1968)

"Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word." –John Oliver

The best blood will sometimes get into a fool or a mosquito. --Austin O'Malley

"Whenever I see George W. Bush giving a speech, I always feel that somewhere there is a comedy club with an empty stage."--Jimmy Dore

I talk to myself a lot, and it bothers other people because I use a megaphone.—Anonymous

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”