"Joe Biden said that working on the deficit with Republicans is like carpooling to work. In response, everyone who carpools with Biden was like, 'It can't be that bad.'" –Jimmy Fallon 5/15/2011
"Fifty percent of Americans think Donald Trump would make a terrible president. The other 50 percent think he would make an awful president." –David Letterman 4/27/2011
"Today President Obama released his long-form birth certificate. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." –Jay Leno 4/27/2011
"Today President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, proving once and for all he was born in this country. But you know, it never ends. Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta." –Jay Leno 4/27/2011
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