Do you think the moron bought it? (Theriously?)

The third movie in the “Thor” series is going to be called “Thor: Ragnarok.” Mainly because calling it “Thor Three” would give everyone a speech impediment. "Theriously?" –Jimmy Fallon

But after it came out that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a "moron," Tillerson held a press conference and called the president "smart." Then he said, "Do you think the moron bought it?" –Jimmy Fallon

Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV with gestures. Yeah, it’s great for people who like watching sports completely still. “Wow! What a catch — nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.” –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”