Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races (street slang for crystal meth)

In other Clinton news, her campaign manager, Robby Mook, said

in an interview on CNN that they are having a hard time finding

someone as "hateful" and "divisive" as Trump to go up against

Hillary in her practice debates. It seems like it'd be easy to prep

for a Trump debate — just get a parrot and train it to say three

things: "email," "wall," and "huge." –James Corden

The Idaho Department of Transportation has gotten rid of its 420-mile marker because stoners kept stealing it. The government is replacing the 420 signs with signs that read "Mile 419.9." They're going to be so upset when they realize that "419.9" is street slang for crystal meth. –James Corden

At the Tour de France today the police were trying to control protestors at the race by spraying tear gas, but they held up the race because they accidentally sprayed the cyclists. See? Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races. --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”