“Florida’s governor Ron DeSantis sent two planes full of Venezuelan asylum seekers to Martha’s Vineyard, in Massachusetts. ‘Hey, Ron, if you’re trying to discourage illegal immigration, maybe don’t send people to one of the loveliest places in New England just in time for leaf-peeping season.’ Of course, DeSantis wasn’t sending these folks to the Vineyard to have a good time. He was human trafficking these families as a political stunt.
The stunt was intended to trigger Martha’s Vineyard residents: ‘The minute even a small fraction of what those border towns deal with every day is brought to their front door, they all of a sudden go beserk,’ DeSantis said. But the town’s state representative, Dylan Fernandes, tweeted that local residents came together to provide food, shelter, healthcare and a play area for migrant children.
Yes, DeSantis owned those libs by making them look compassionate. Just like that cuck Jesus. Send that guy a truckload of lepers, see how he likes it. Of course, DeSantis’s hate stunt don’t come cheap, as Florida’s most recent budget includes $12m to relocate migrants. Maybe with global warming and all, I’m gonna say Florida should be spending that money on something more useful, like snorkels or waterproof meth.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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