My computer beat me a chess but then I beat him at kickboxing. --Demetri Martin
I think batteries are the most traumatic objects of all the objects. Because other things they stop working or they break. The batteries? They die. “Why aren’t you using your walkman?” I can't, my batteries died in my lap this morning. The twins are gone. --Demetri Martin
I used to compete in sports a lot but then I realized that you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. --Demetri Martin
I saw a sign that said watch for children, and I thought that sounds like a fair trade. --Demetri Martin
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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