Well folks, President Biden returned from his vacation in South Carolina and signed the historic Inflation Reduction Act into law. Yeah, things have been going pretty great for Biden. He may not have gotten the First Impression rose, but he’s working his way towards an invite to the Fantasy Suite. —Jimmy Fallon
Right after he signed the bill, Biden was wondering about those strange sounds he was hearing until someone told him, “That’s applause sir.” —Jimmy Fallon
Experts say that it’s the most significant climate bill in U.S. history. Trump heard about it and was like, “You’ll definitely want to sneak that one home when you leave office.” —Jimmy Fallon
Biden was coughing when he signed the bill and everyone was like, “You can keep the pen.” —Jimmy Fallon
The CDC just added Russia to their Covid Travel Warning List. Damn, so now you’re telling me it’s unsafe to travel to Russia. —Jimmy Fallon
Did you see this? Thousands of pouches of Capri Sun have been recalled because the juice might have been contaminated with cleaning solution. Yeah, and now they’re actually rebranding it as Capri Sun Lysol Blast. —Jimmy Fallon
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