Donald Trump has screwed himself so badly that he’s going to have to write himself a check for $130,000 (a nuclear secret of your choosing)

August 2022

It’s great to be here. I’m Al Franken and I’m the only former U.S. senator to guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live. But tonight is not about politics, it’s about comedy and having fun. So who’s here from out of state to get an abortion? —Al Franken

We have some encouraging news coming out of Washington today. President Biden signed the Inflation Reduction Act which is a huge achievement. It is the single biggest investment in addressing climate change ever. While I’m here I really should talk about some of the other existential threats facing our nation. The enormous gaps in  wealth and income and other threats to our democracy. But I really think one of the most serious issues facing our country today is just how big a dick Ted Cruz is. —Al Franken

By taking classified documents to his home in Mar-a-Lago, former president Donald Trump has screwed himself so badly that he’s going to have to write himself a check for $130,000. —Al Franken

There has never been a better time to visit Palm Beach because for the rest of the summer Mar-a-Lago is running a special weekend getaway package that includes free breakfast, a room upgrade where available, and a nuclear secret of your choosing. —Al Franken

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