Jimmy Fallon’s Monday Motivations (8/15/22)
You look normal when you run.
That houseplant died of old age. There was nothing you could do.
When you order a pizza, the guy on the phone is like, "Dang, I never thought of that topping combo, but it sounds amazing.”
Your dad says he's proud of you all the time. You're just never in the room when he's saying it.
Of course you're pulling off the hat. You're a total hat guy.
When you go into a store, the mannequins want to buy what you're wearing.
That can you just recycled? That's the one that saves the Earth.
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