“More on the highly classified documents seized at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort last month, which contained information about foreign nuclear defenses. Such material is considered top secret, as in the only people who are allowed to see them are the president of the United States and a few highly cleared members of his council … and anyone who goes into Trump’s closet looking for a broom, I guess.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump really is the worst ex ever. Four years of putting up with this nonsense, we finally throw him out of the house, he takes 40 boxes of our stuff.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Investigators reportedly found the nuclear documents hidden in Mar-a-Lago’s storage closet, next to a bag of golf keys, a box of old pool noodles, and Melania, who was hiding in there.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“And of course Trump and his minions are still trying to pretend this isn’t a big deal, but it is a big deal. He took top secret documents from the White House, had them sitting in a room where workers regularly went in and out – they would’ve been more secure inside the claw machine at Dave & Buster’s. This is the presidential version of when a cop leaves his gun on the toilet at a Wendy’s.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
