Unfortunately, hell came to us (potted organ meat, battered fish and room-temperature beer)

July 2022

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it is hot. It is hot! Not just here in the U.S., but there are record-high temperatures all across the world. Seriously, it’s so hot, people on TikTok were slapping each other with tortillas just for the breeze.” —Jimmy Fallon

“It’s so hot right now, the fantasy suite on ‘The Bachelorette’ is just the back of an ice cream truck.” —Jimmy Fallon

“It is so hot, people are ordering Chipotle just so the E. coli can give them the chills.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The heat’s hitting the Brits extra hard, because the Brits aren’t used to extreme weather, and the houses over there — especially older ones — were built to retain warmth. Now luckily, Brits can keep cool with their light and refreshing cuisine of potted organ meat, battered fish and room-temperature beer.” —Stephen Colbert

“The US is also experiencing an extreme heatwave, as nearly 20% of the population will likely see a temperature at or above 100 degrees this week. Remember when you wished that everybody who denied climate change would go to hell? Unfortunately, hell came to us.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”