Which isn’t easy, because he excretes a thick layer of sebum (he just thought it was a big black doughnut!)

July 2022

“The criminal trial against Steve Bannon began on Tuesday, when prosecutors presented evidence that Donald Trump’s former aide never had the executive privilege he claimed kept him from complying with the investigation into the January 6th attack on the Capitol. I mean, wow, he really hung Bannon out to dry. Which isn’t easy, because he excretes a thick layer of sebum.” —Stephen Colbert

“Finally, Bannon can tell the former president’s side of the story. [Imitating Bannon] ‘Mr. Chairman, this is all a simple misunderstanding. The president didn’t mean to grab the steering wheel from the Secret Service — he just thought it was a big black doughnut!’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”