“People could easily view the deleted messages as part of a cover-up of January 6th within the administration – people say that this was proof the Secret Service was in on the Capitol plot. But it could also be a much simpler answer. Maybe they just don’t want people to see the texts they were sending about their boss. Could you imagine being at the Congressional hearing and Liz Cheney is like, ‘so Agent Johnson, what did you mean when you texted: President poop emoji is baby crying emoji in car emoji?’” —Trevor Noah
“Elon Musk was photographed vacationing on a yacht with friends off the coast of Mykonos, Greece this weekend, and all I can say is wow, he is so white the sun had to put on sunscreen. He looks like the page in the coloring book you haven’t gotten to yet. Is he partying on that yacht? Or is he haunting it? I will say, though, he does have the skin tone of someone who is very good with technology.” —Seth Meyers
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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