If Bush had gotten bin Laden, he would have spent his whole second term in a Batman costume. (That's the right answer)

"And poor Mitt Romney, trying to make hay out of this. Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his etch-a-sketch went, seriously?" –Bill Maher

 

"Could you imagine what Bush would have done if he had gotten bin Laden? I mean, this is a guy who played dress-up and landed on boats. If Bush had gotten bin Laden, he would have spent his whole second term in a Batman costume." –Bill Maher

"And the Republicans, of course, were livid that on the anniversary of the killing of bin Laden, that Obama went over there and celebrated that. How dare he run for President using his accomplishments as President. We knew his campaign would be ugly, but stooping to facts?" –Bill Maher

"Unemployment is at the lowest rate in four years and the stock market hit 15,000 for the first time, or as FOX News put it 'Stupid Obama.' Always undoing George Bush's greatest accomplishments." –Bill Maher

"And Mitt Romney was asked if he would seek congressional approval to attack Iran. He said he would check with his attorneys. Is that the right answer? I'm not sure. And then Fred Thompson said he would check with his manager and his publicist. That's the right answer." --Bill Maher

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