See, that's when you know you need to lose a few pounds before bikini season (I mean, this guy's not known for his aim)

"Did you see Dick Cheney the other day? He threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home game. It was low and in the dirt -- kind of like his approval rating. Whose idea was it to use Cheney to throw out the first pitch? I mean, this guy's not known for his aim." --Jay Leno

"As you know, President Bush addressed the nation last night. How many thought they were watching an episode of 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?'" --Jay Leno

"Experts say the price of milk could rise to as much as $4 a gallon. $4 a gallon for milk? I didn't know Dick Cheney was involved with the dairy industry." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday on CNN, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa accidentally called Hillary Clinton Senator Kennedy. See, that's when you know you need to lose a few pounds before bikini season." --Jay Leno

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