And I'm thinking, isn't that what got him in this mess to begin with? (That was the last thing he said)

"Since Osama bin Laden was killed, they say the brand name of Al Qaeda has been damaged. Osama bin Laden's death has damaged the brand — that and poor customer service." –David Letterman

"How about that poor Senator Larry Craig from Idaho, oh my god, I'm telling you, I wouldn't give this guy's troubles to a monkey on a rock. He resigned from the Senate and someone will now have to fill the Senator's seat. And I'm thinking, isn't that what got him in this mess to begin with?" --David Letterman

"The SEAL Team 6 broke into his compound and Osama bin Laden never knew what hit him. It's like a Kardashian husband." –David Letterman

"Osama bin Laden was watching TV when the SEAL Team 6 busted in while he was in there with three wives. Just before the SEAL Team 6 came busting in he turned to his wives and said 'Hey girls, let's see who is on 'Leno.' That was the last thing he said." –David Letterman

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