Police are describing the man as "armed and consistent." (Also, I will cut you.)

A list of questions that Robert Mueller wants to ask President Trump was leaked to the media last night. It turns out 10 of the questions for Trump are just "WTF, Dude?" --Conan O’Brien

In Florida, a man crashed his car, was found to be in possession of meth, then tried to flee the accident to get more meth. Police are describing the man as "armed and consistent." --Conan O’Brien

"In a speech President Bush accidentally referred to the Senate immigration bill as the Senate energy bill. Afterwards, the president apologized for his mistake and reminded everyone to support our brave troops in Norway." --Conan O'Brien

It's come out that for years, President Trump has been taking a prescription drug to combat hair loss. The drug's side effects include headaches, dry mouth, and running for president just to promote your fake university. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”