I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in al-Qaeda just got a promotion. (I hope that clears it up for you)

"Lasers that control the weather are hard to explain. Basically they hit the cloud and create nitric acid particles that bind water molecules to create condensation nuclei. I hope that clears it up for you." –Craig Ferguson

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down with Dick Cheney, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Apparently, members of al-Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in al-Qaeda just got a promotion." –Craig Ferguson

"Politicians on both sides are equally happy. Dick Cheney said he hasn't been this happy since he saw the YouTube video of the girl throwing puppies into the river." –Craig Ferguson

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