Another classic 70’s trend returning to the park this summer? Stabbings. (You can’t force us to do anything. We’re not pregnant.)

It was announced that a new disco-themed roller skating rink will open this summer in Central Park. Another classic 70’s trend returning to the park this summer? Stabbings. —Michael Che

Kevin Spacey will star in a historical drama about Genghis Khan’s grandson. Said Spacey, ‘You had me at grandson.’ —Michael Che

The January 6th Committee has subpoenaed five sitting republican congressmen after they refused to testify voluntarily. Said the republican congressmen, ‘You can’t force us to do anything. We’re not pregnant.’ —Michael Che

Amazon announced that it will pay employees who have to travel to get an abortion up to $4,000 in expenses every year. The only catch is that you have to do it during your eight minute lunch break. —Michael Che

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