"Joe Biden said that working on the deficit with Republicans is like carpooling to work. In response, everyone who carpools with Biden was like, 'It can't be that bad.'" –Jimmy Fallon 5/15/2011
"President Obama is going to host a poetry night at the White House next week. That's right, Obama will recite some Yeats, Hillary will recite some Frost, Biden will recite some Seuss . . . " –Jimmy Fallon 5/5/2011
"Fifty percent of Americans think Donald Trump would make a terrible president. The other 50 percent think he would make an awful president." –David Letterman 4/27/2011
"Today President Obama released his long-form birth certificate. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." –Jay Leno 4/27/2011
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