Joe Biden gets a pair of running shoes and a can of pepper spray (a moment of silence followed by hours of laughter)

June 2013

"President Obama is not in Ireland for the big G-8 summit. Security for the overseas presidential trip is unbelievable. He has 14 limousines, trucks loaded with sheets of bullet proof glass to cover the hotel windows, and fighter jets flying in shifts. That's to protect the president. Joe Biden gets a pair of running shoes and a can of pepper spray." –Jay Leno

"This day marks the 42nd anniversary of the war on drugs. Today our partners in Mexico observed it with a moment of silence followed by hours of laughter." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”