“Last night, SpaceX made history when it launched the first all-tourist crew into orbit. This is the first orbital mission in the history of spaceflight staffed entirely by nonprofessionals. No one on board is an astronaut; none of them have any training. One of them is a geologist. So if there’s an emergency, they’ll at least know what kind of rock they’re gonna crash into.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“These are the four winners of the golden ticket. They include a billionaire, a cancer survivor, a geologist and a raffle winner. All they’re missing is the professor and Mary Ann.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Imagine that — going on a rocket, no one on board is qualified to fly? It’s like if Spirit Airlines went to space.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“By the way, if you’re not real astronauts, I feel like you shouldn’t get to pose like the crew from Apollo 13.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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