but on the bright side, you could win the Preakness (15 million Covid immune dumpster rats)

September 2021

“People are taking ivermectin, a horse worm medicine now. So you will probably still get Covid, but on the bright side, you could win the Preakness.” —Stephen Colbert

“Unfortunately, thanks to fear-mongering and misinformation, a lot of people still aren’t getting vaccinated. Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid and state governments have tossed more than 15 million doses of wasted Covid-19 vaccines, but that does mean we now have 15 million Covid immune dumpster rats.” —Stephen Colbert

“Worst of all, it tastes yucky. Luckily, the internet is loaded with advice on how to make it more palatable, including mixing it with jellies or eating it as a sandwich. Or throw it on your roast beef — technically, it is horsey sauce.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”