It’s funny because he doesn’t pay taxes, or his employees (talk show hosts don’t anchor historic events)

July 2021

“Jeff Bezos went to space. So happy you could all join us tonight for a momentous day in the history of some people having way too much money.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s how I know it’s not important — I hosted the last one of these, OK? For Richard Branson. Lot of fun, but talk show hosts don’t anchor historic events — except, of course, when Arsenio Hall interviewed the Berlin Wall.” —Stephen Colbert

“Bezos wore a giant cowboy hat during his press conference. A cowboy hat? So he went into space and somehow became extra divorced.” —Stephen Colbert

“I guess it’s true what they say, billionaires and their rockets end up looking just like each other.” —Stephen Colbert

“Bezos said, ‘I want to thank every Amazon employee, and every Amazon customer, because you guys paid for all this’. It’s funny because he doesn’t pay taxes, or his employees.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”