with my book, you don't have to wait a thousand years for the second edition (Now this is torture)

February 2013

"First Lady Michelle Obama won an Academy Award for best bangs." –David Letterman

"The entire cast of 'Les Miserables' performed a song from the movie, featuring Russell Crowe. Or as the cast of 'Zero Dark Thirty' put it, 'Now this is torture.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Unlike Jesus, with my book, you don't have to wait a thousand years for the second edition." –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”