Here's a pro-tip: switch to AT&T. No one will ever find you! (Stop, thief!)

February 2013

"Demographic shifts are making it harder for the GOP to win nationally. Apparently in 2012, minority voters just didn't connect with the Republican message of 'Stop, thief!'" –Stephen Colbert

"My church has had some problems. Yes, money was molested. Yes, children were laundered." –Stephen Colbert on the Catholic Church

"Our heroic drones have so rattled Al Qaeda, its leaders are distributing a 22-point tip sheet on how to avoid them. Like tip number 12: 'Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.' Here's a pro-tip: switch to AT&T. No one will ever find you!" -–Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”