“Senator Rand Paul had ‘Randsplained’ his decision not to be vaccinated, citing his ‘natural immunity’ after contracting Covid-19. Senator Paul has been a bit of a skeptic of how bad Covid really is, which is probably why he got Covid. Paul also said health officials needed to ‘prove that the vaccine is better than being infected’ and producing antibodies. No, they don’t. They don’t have to prove that seatbelts are better than accidents, or that wearing a parachute is better than hitting the earth at terminal velocity, or that having hot spikes driven into your ears is better than listening to Rand Paul — it’s self-evident. Thankfully, most people are not Rand Paul.” — Stephen Colbert
“He’s just gonna keep gelling his hair with Purell. He believes that protects him.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The good news is everyone in Rand Paul’s life stays at least six feet away from him anyway.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Look, if you’re comfortable getting by with what your body produces on its own, then you should take off that regional theater wig of yours.” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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