From the Juice Bar of Donald Trump (So many victories)

May 2021

“This Facebook ban has to be driving him nuts. If Trump runs for president again, he’s going to have to go door-to-door talking to voters like a Jehovah’s Witness: [Imitating Trump] ‘Hello, my name is Donald. Have you heard the bad news about Mexicans?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Hold up — Trump has been saying for months that he is going to create a whole new social media platform to rival Twitter and Facebook, and he just ended up making a blog? And not just that — he’s called the blog ‘From the Desk of Donald Trump’ when we know for a fact that he doesn’t spend any time there. I mean, you might as well call it ‘From the Juice Bar of Donald Trump.’” —Trevor Noah

“Trump’s jotting down some thoughts when they come to him, so let’s be honest about what this whole thing should really be called: ‘From the Bathroom of Donald J. Trump.’” —James Corden

“But I get it, you know? Trump had to do something to distract from the fact that he lost his appeal to get back on Facebook. Or, as he put it, [imitating Donald Trump] ‘We won this appeal, in a landslide. Everyone knows it. So many victories.’” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”