But the good news is that your shampoo might cure Covid (you’ve got to treat people with respect)

April 2021

Delta Airlines, which is based in Atlanta, publicly criticized Georgia’s new restrictive voting laws, and you know you messed up when Delta is like, ‘Hey, you’ve got to treat people with respect.’ —Colin Jost

Donald and Melania Trump have launched a website dedicated to ‘preserving the magnificent legacy of the Trump administration.’ And it will honor the most lasting part of Trump’s legacy by giving your computer an uncontrollable virus. —Colin Jost

Fifteen million doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine have been delayed following an ingredient mix-up at the factory. But the good news is that your shampoo might cure Covid. —Colin Jost

The airline industry is testing a virus killing robot that uses ultra-violet light to disinfect planes. Not to be outdone Spirit Airlines just taped a Glow-stick to a Roomba. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”