That story has since been confirmed by his whole vibe (‘Wow, that’s a relief,’ said Matt Gaetz.)

April 2021

Representative Matt Gaetz is reportedly under investigation for an alleged sexual relationship with an underage girl. Because Gaetz believes that only voters should have to show I.D. —Colin Jost

It’s also being reported that Gaetz may have paid for sex with women he met online. That story has since been confirmed by his whole vibe. —Colin Jost

Here’s the craziest part of this story to me. A sitting congressman is being accused of child trafficking, and the QAnon people are suddenly like, ‘Nah, I need more evidence.’ That was your whole thing. I mean, come on, think about it. Matt Gaetz’s girlfriend, she was allegedly seventeen. The seventeenth letter is Q. It all adds up. What are you waiting for? The storm is finally here. And QAnon is like, ‘You can’t believe everything you read on the internet.’ —Colin Jost

Pfizer also said that its Covid vaccine is safe and effective for teens ages 12-15. ‘Wow, that’s a relief,’ said Matt Gaetz. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”