Look, we both know you’re not going to do it (tan lines)

April 2021

“I’ve got to be honest: I’m going to miss wearing a mask. The adult acne made me feel young, you know?” —Jimmy Fallon

“Aw, yeah! Take it off, baby! Take off your mask. Show daddy them nostrils!”—Stephen Colbert

“That’s good news. Where are we on pants; are those still required?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is great news for people who love fresh air, but a little late for those who already have the tan lines.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now we can go back to the good old days of giving each other dirty looks because of racism, classism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, and those people who wear Adidas pants with Nike shoes.” —Trevor Noah

“The CDC chart ranks activities from safest to less safe to least safe. It’s the same chart people use when deciding between Delta, United and Spirit Airlines.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Because what better way to get people to remember something than a 14-row, three-column, color-coded document with loads of text?” —James Corden

“I love, as well, if you look, exercise class is the last thing on the list. It’s even like the list is going, ‘Look, we both know you’re not going to do it.’” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”